carry-on-my-otp:

When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

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lynchbrothers:

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

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penicillium-pusher:

penicillium-pusher:

Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time

So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution

Good news everyone!!

Princess baby got an upgrade!!!

She says thank you for all the love 💕

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actualbrendonurie:

sarcasm-not-capitalism:

actualbrendonurie:

i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most 

I was born in 2004 and I’m 14 lmao

that’s impossible 2004 was only 5 years ago you are a mere baby please return to your miniaturized racecar bed

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coolcatgroup:

cathugging:

cathugging:

finally some good news

OMG

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